shutupmerlin:

My boss doesn’t take me seriously because I’m the youngest in the office by a decade and spend most of my time making his life hell (unrelated problems).

Yesterday he asked me to help him with a problem with a program we use but wasn’t actually listening to me when I tried to help, so it wasn’t working. He asked who the expert on this program was in our office and I told him it was me. He asked who the expert was within the organisation and I told him it was me. He sent me out of his office saying he would call IT to fix it. So I very patiently went back to my desk, where my phone rang a minute later, with IT asking me to help someone who had a problem with the program.

The sheer unadulterated joy I felt making direct eye contact with my manager through the glass wall of his office whilst I answered his phone call will fuel me for WEEKS.

frogbong:

Top Ten Applebee’s I’ve Been Arrested In Rated By How Good The Floor Was For Doing The Worm

shitty-car-mods-daily:

What the actual hell

brookeeverdeen:

“everything jennifer lawrence does is just an act!”

here is jennifer lawrence in 1995

 

you know which girl i’m talking about 

a-spooky-one:

goblinson:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you’d like to read the best children’s series of all time, here’s the beginning.

spyrocore:

gwennovynne:

country roads

let’s-a-go

it’s-a-me

mario

MUSHROOM KINGDOM

asmenuke:

cool gender-neutral nicknames to call your friends

• old sport

controlledeuphoria:

What’s wrong :(

butchsandwich:

kittynomsonzombies:

I HATE THIS I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS

Goddammit

great-tweets:

[source]

requiemgrey:

mehofkirkwall:

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

this kitten weighs over 5 pounds already and he’s only 14 weeks old. He’s half the size of an adult cat and he hasn’t even lost his baby teeth yet

He is now 16 weeks old and over 6 pounds. Kittens are supposed to be half their adult weight at 5-6 months, and he is barely 4 months old. What the fuck.

Now at 22 weeks, 5 months old, half his adult weight, this baby is 10 pounds,,,

30 WEEKS. 7 MONTHS.

14 POUNDS.

THAT IS TWICE THE AVERAGE WEIGHT OF A CAT HIS AGE. THE GIRLS IN HIS LITTER ARE ONLY LIKE 8 POUNDS WHY IS HE SO HUGE

Hello it is Time for Another Update!!!

It is June 18th, 2018. Half-n-Half is now 10 months old. Last I weighed him (like 2 weeks ago?) he was over 15 pounds, but he’s not gaining weight as rapidly anymore. Regardless, he’s still Big

absolute unit

love this cat

enbyofdionysos:

zforzelma:

You didn’t have to go to all that trouble but I appreciate the gesture.

I appreciate the jester.

gwennovynne:

country roads

let’s-a-go

it’s-a-me

mario

twentyeight-stabwounds:

tokai-teio:

robo-ahoge:

robo-ahoge:

im ganna make a post thats going to cause some of you to vividly remember 2009

Let’s go to candy mountain

this post stole my freaking kidney

it’s a magical post